guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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