1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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