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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
