well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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