On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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