In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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