is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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