Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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