somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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