Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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