doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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