you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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