My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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