Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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