but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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