I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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