I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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