GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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