Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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