Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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