Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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