i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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