id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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