I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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