You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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