she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it was like eating out sand paper
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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