i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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