How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Randomize
