Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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