the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Girls should come with a carfax report
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He better not be in your backpack
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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