How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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