I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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