Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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