It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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