The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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