I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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