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I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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