READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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