All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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