white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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