you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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