Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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