That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
