I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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