Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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