I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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