You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Blood and glitter go together right?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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