Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize