My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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