Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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