there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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