whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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