who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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