I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
