: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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