the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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